If I Was a Tory Capitalist, I’d Be Pissed Right NowDisclaimer: this is a parody with some serious points to make. I’m angry. I am here to illustrate how the Conservative Party doesn’t even…Oct 6, 2021Oct 6, 2021
Why I Have No Reason To Be An ActivistWell, England’s a fucking mess isn’t it.Jan 23, 2021Jan 23, 2021
Christmas, or how I learnt to love the fascistsFor the first time in my life, I could enjoy Christmas without being in absolute agony. The pain of living with Crohn’s Disease had…Dec 27, 2020Dec 27, 2020
An Over-Analysis Of A Facebook Group Where We All Pretend To Be AntsAs forewarning, this is going to analyse, breakdown, consider, and postulate on “A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony”…Apr 25, 2020Apr 25, 2020
I Nearly Died But I’ll Still Share MemesRecently, I was admitted to hospital with a Hb count of 29 (apparently a new record for the gastroenterology ward I was situated on); as…Mar 27, 2020Mar 27, 2020
Why Doctor Who Could Be GoodI am a grown man, who has ten years experience writing and developing stories and scripts, who studied scriptwriting for three years at…Sep 1, 2019Sep 1, 2019
In Defence of Pretentiousness“To call someone a “writer’s writer” sounds obnoxious, as in, “This book isn’t for civilian eyes. You have to be one of us to get it.” I…Jul 30, 2019Jul 30, 2019
The Minutia of Millions of Individual Situations (or why we are not allowed nice things any more)There’s a reward at the end of this rant. Some of you will not like it.Jul 15, 2019Jul 15, 2019